Funny holiday message for family and friends
Merry Christmas, Sam! Let us review our traditions. I arrive late, you pretend you are not annoyed, we both eat far too many cookies, and then we watch the same holiday film we have seen fifteen times while quoting every line before the actors say it. Honestly, it is the best day of the year. Thank you for putting up with me for so long. Your gift is in the mail. Probably.
Funny · for family and friends
Holidays · Long · 72 words · email, SMS, WhatsApp, Slack
Written by the Peoplewisher team
Original and free to use, personal or business
Fills in their name
{firstname} becomes their first name when Peoplewisher sends it.
Works on every channel
Short enough for a text, warm enough for a card.
Can repeat every year
Save their date and it goes out on the day, automatically.
The message
Merry Christmas, {firstname}! Let us review our traditions. I arrive late, you pretend you are not annoyed, we both eat far too many cookies, and then we watch the same holiday film we have seen fifteen times while quoting every line before the actors say it. Honestly, it is the best day of the year. Thank you for putting up with me for so long. Your gift is in the mail. Probably.
Make it personal
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Start with a shared memory. The burnt cookies, the board game fight, the walk on Christmas Eve. One real detail beats any rhyme.
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Say the thing you rarely say. The holidays are a natural moment for “thank you” and “I love you”. Write it down.
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Reach the ones far away first. Send to loved ones in other time zones early so your message lands on their morning, not yours.
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Merry Christmas to the family that turns every
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S Sam
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Merry Christmas, Mom and Dad. Every year I appreciate a little more how much work went into the magic: the stockings, the late-night wrapping, the cookies that somehow vanished before Santa arrived. Thank you for every single Christmas you gave me.
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S Sam
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May your Christmas morning be slow, your coffee be hot and your house be full of the people who love you most. Sending you a big hug and all my love this holiday.
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