Funny holiday message for family and friends
Merry Christmas to the family that turns every board game into a legal dispute. I love you all, even the one who flips the table. Especially that one. See you at dinner, and please hide the dice.
Funny · for family and friends
Holidays · Medium · 37 words · email, SMS, WhatsApp, Slack
Written by the Peoplewisher team
Original and free to use, personal or business
Fills in their name
{firstname} becomes their first name when Peoplewisher sends it.
Works on every channel
Short enough for a text, warm enough for a card.
Can repeat every year
Save their date and it goes out on the day, automatically.
The message
Merry Christmas to the family that turns every board game into a legal dispute. I love you all, even the one who flips the table. Especially that one. See you at dinner, and please hide the dice.
Make it personal
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Start with a shared memory. The burnt cookies, the board game fight, the walk on Christmas Eve. One real detail beats any rhyme.
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Say the thing you rarely say. The holidays are a natural moment for “thank you” and “I love you”. Write it down.
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Reach the ones far away first. Send to loved ones in other time zones early so your message lands on their morning, not yours.
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