Funny anniversary wish for a couple
Happy anniversary, you two! Another year of marriage means another year of debating whose turn it is to take out the trash, who forgot to buy milk and whether the thermostat is a democracy. Somehow, through all of it, you still like each other, which is honestly a miracle. Jokes aside, you two are a fantastic team. Have a wonderful night out, and please, let someone else pick the restaurant this time.
Funny · for a couple
Wedding anniversary · Long · 72 words · email, SMS, WhatsApp, Slack
Written by the Peoplewisher team
Original and free to use, personal or business
Fills in their name
{firstname} becomes their first name when Peoplewisher sends it.
Works on every channel
Short enough for a text, warm enough for a card.
Can repeat every year
Save their date and it goes out on the day, automatically.
The message
Happy anniversary, you two! Another year of marriage means another year of debating whose turn it is to take out the trash, who forgot to buy milk and whether the thermostat is a democracy. Somehow, through all of it, you still like each other, which is honestly a miracle. Jokes aside, you two are a fantastic team. Have a wonderful night out, and please, let someone else pick the restaurant this time.
Make it personal
- 1
Write to both of them. Address the couple, not just the person you know best. “You two” goes a long way.
- 2
Add what you have seen. The night they met, the wedding toast, the way their home always feels open. Specifics make it personal.
- 3
Match the relationship. Teasing for close friends, warmth for family, a short and kind note for a colleague.
More funny wishes
-
# celebrations
Peoplewisher APP 9:00 AM
🎉 Another year of tolerating each other's playlists. Truly inspiring. Happy anniversary! 😂
Funny · Friends & Family
Another year of tolerating each other's playlists. Truly inspiring. Happy anniversary! 😂
Wedding anniversary · Short · 12 words
-
Congrats on another year of marriage! Still deciding who's the lucky one? (It's both.)
Funny · Friends & Family
Congrats on another year of marriage! Still deciding who's the lucky one? (It's both.)
Wedding anniversary · Short · 14 words
-
S Sam
Happy anniversary to the couple who can finish each other's sentences and each other's dinners.
9:00 ✓✓
Funny · Friends & Family
Happy anniversary to the couple who can finish each other's sentences and each other's dinners.
Wedding anniversary · Short · 15 words
-
Another year married and nobody has been left
to Sam
Another year married and nobody has been left at a rest stop. Impressive work!
Funny · Friends & Family
Another year married and nobody has been left at a rest stop. Impressive work!
Wedding anniversary · Short · 14 words
-
S Sam
Marriage is basically finding someone to annoy for the rest of your life, and you two have done it beautifully. Here's to many more years of stealing fries off each other's plates. Happy anniversary!
Funny · Friends & Family
Marriage is basically finding someone to annoy for the rest of your life, and you two have done it beautifully. Here's to many more years of stealing fries off each other's plates. Happy anniversary!
Wedding anniversary · Medium · 34 words
-
# celebrations
Peoplewisher APP 9:00 AM
🎉 I'd write something sentimental, but we both know you two would just roast me for it later. So instead: love you both, have fun tonight and don't wait up. Congratulations on another year of marriage!
Funny · Friends & Family
I'd write something sentimental, but we both know you two would just roast me for it later. So instead: love you both, have fun tonight and don't wait up. Congratulations on another year of marriage!
Wedding anniversary · Medium · 35 words
More from wedding anniversary wishes for a couple
Show all 54-
S Sam
Happy anniversary to two of my favorite people! Your love makes everyone around you smile. 🥂
9:00 ✓✓
Warm · Friends & Family
Happy anniversary to two of my favorite people! Your love makes everyone around you smile. 🥂
Wedding anniversary · Short · 16 words
-
Cheers to another year of you two being the co
to Sam
Cheers to another year of you two being the couple we all secretly take notes on.
Warm · Friends & Family
Cheers to another year of you two being the couple we all secretly take notes on.
Wedding anniversary · Short · 16 words
-
S Sam
Wishing you both a day full of love, laughter and really good cake.
Warm · Friends & Family
Wishing you both a day full of love, laughter and really good cake.
Wedding anniversary · Short · 13 words
-
# celebrations
Peoplewisher APP 9:00 AM
🎉 Happy anniversary, lovebirds! May the next year be your happiest one yet.
Warm · Friends & Family
Happy anniversary, lovebirds! May the next year be your happiest one yet.
Wedding anniversary · Short · 12 words
-
You two make love look easy. Love from your biggest fans on your anniversary.
Warm · Friends & Family
You two make love look easy. Love from your biggest fans on your anniversary.
Wedding anniversary · Short · 14 words
-
S Sam
Watching you two together reminds me that real love exists. It's in the way you tease each other, back each other up and still light up when the other walks in. Happy anniversary, my friends.
9:00 ✓✓
Warm · Friends & Family
Watching you two together reminds me that real love exists. It's in the way you tease each other, back each other up and still light up when the other walks in. Happy anniversary, my friends.
Wedding anniversary · Medium · 35 words
-
Happy anniversary to the couple whose kitchen
to Sam
Happy anniversary to the couple whose kitchen is always open and whose fridge is always full. Your home has been a second home to so many of us, and that's because of the love you two share. Enjoy your special day.
Warm · Friends & Family
Happy anniversary to the couple whose kitchen is always open and whose fridge is always full. Your home has been a second home to so many of us, and that's because of the love you two share. Enjoy your special day.
Wedding anniversary · Medium · 41 words
-
S Sam
I remember the night you met, and I remember telling everyone it would never last. I've never been happier to be wrong. Here's to two people who were clearly meant for each other. Happy anniversary!
Warm · Friends & Family
I remember the night you met, and I remember telling everyone it would never last. I've never been happier to be wrong. Here's to two people who were clearly meant for each other. Happy anniversary!
Wedding anniversary · Medium · 35 words
Free to send
Email, SMS, WhatsApp or Slack