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Funny birthday message for your wife

To celebrate your birthday, I have prepared a list of official promises. I will put my socks in the hamper, not next to it. I will not say “we should get a dog” more than once a week. I will let you pick the movie without sighing. I will eat the vegetables you put on my plate and pretend to enjoy them. Some of these promises may last only the day, but my love for you lasts forever, and that one I can actually keep. Happy birthday, gorgeous.

Funny · for your wife

Birthday · Long · 88 words · email, SMS, WhatsApp, Slack

Written by the Peoplewisher team

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    Short enough for a text, warm enough for a card.

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The message

To celebrate your birthday, I have prepared a list of official promises. I will put my socks in the hamper, not next to it. I will not say “we should get a dog” more than once a week. I will let you pick the movie without sighing. I will eat the vegetables you put on my plate and pretend to enjoy them. Some of these promises may last only the day, but my love for you lasts forever, and that one I can actually keep. Happy birthday, gorgeous.

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