Funny birthday message for your wife

Happy birthday to my wife, who has put up with my snoring, my questionable dance moves and my habit of saying “five more minutes” for more years than any reasonable person should. Honestly, they should give you a medal. Instead you get me, a cake I did not burn (this time) and a full day off from reminding me where my wallet is. I know, I know, you are spoiled. But really, thank you for loving me exactly as I am. You make life ridiculous in the best way. I love you.

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🎉 Happy birthday to my wife, who has put up with my snoring, my questionable dance moves and my habit of saying “five more minutes” for more years than any reasonable person should. Honestly, they should give you a medal. Instead you get me, a cake I did not burn (this time) and a full day off from reminding me where my wallet is. I know, I know, you are spoiled. But really, thank you for loving me exactly as I am. You make life ridiculous in the best way. I love you.

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Birthday · Long · 92 words · email, SMS, WhatsApp, Slack

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Fills in their name
{firstname} becomes their first name when Peoplewisher sends it.
Works on every channel
Short enough for a text, warm enough for a card.
Can repeat every year
Save their date and it goes out on the day, automatically.

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Happy birthday to my wife, who has put up with my snoring, my questionable dance moves and my habit of saying “five more minutes” for more years than any reasonable person should. Honestly, they should give you a medal. Instead you get me, a cake I did not burn (this time) and a full day off from reminding me where my wallet is. I know, I know, you are spoiled. But really, thank you for loving me exactly as I am. You make life ridiculous in the best way. I love you.

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