Funny birthday message for your son
Son, I have spent years teaching you to clean up after yourself, eat your vegetables and call when you arrive. Today, none of that matters. Eat the cake, leave the dishes and call me anyway. Happy birthday!
Funny · for your son
Birthday · Medium · 37 words · email, SMS, WhatsApp, Slack
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Short enough for a text, warm enough for a card.
Can repeat every year
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The message
Son, I have spent years teaching you to clean up after yourself, eat your vegetables and call when you arrive. Today, none of that matters. Eat the cake, leave the dishes and call me anyway. Happy birthday!
Make it personal
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Write for his age. Big, silly and simple for a little boy; short and not too sappy for a teenager; honest and grown-up for an adult son.
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Name one real thing. A trip you took, a habit he has, a moment you were proud of him. One specific line beats a page of general praise.
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Say the thing you rarely say. “I am proud of you” or “I love who you have become.” Sons of every age remember those words.
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