Funny birthday message for your husband
I married a man who reads the instructions after building the furniture. Love you anyway. Happy birthday!
Funny · for your husband
Birthday · Short · 17 words · email, SMS, WhatsApp, Slack
Written by the Peoplewisher team
Original and free to use, personal or business
Fills in their name
{firstname} becomes their first name when Peoplewisher sends it.
Works on every channel
Short enough for a text, warm enough for a card.
Can repeat every year
Save their date and it goes out on the day, automatically.
The message
I married a man who reads the instructions after building the furniture. Love you anyway. Happy birthday!
Make it personal
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Name what he does. The coffee on your nightstand, the car he warms up, the way he is with the kids. Small, real details hit hardest.
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Thank him out loud. Many men rarely hear appreciation. One plain line of gratitude can mean more than a paragraph of romance.
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Make it a moment. Slip it into his lunch, text it before his first meeting or read it to him over a birthday dinner.
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Thank you for evicting every spider in this house without complaint. My hero. Happy birthday, babe.
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Cheers to the man who claims he is not hungry, then eats half my fries. Happy birthday!
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You are officially excused from taking out the trash today. Just today. Happy birthday, love.
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You are officially excused from taking out the trash today. Just today. Happy birthday, love.
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S Sam
Happy birthday to my husband! To celebrate, I will pretend not to notice that you have been “just checking the score” for three hours. I will also let you tell the fishing story again. That is true love.
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Happy birthday to my husband! To celebrate, I will pretend not to notice that you have been “just checking the score” for three hours. I will also let you tell the fishing story again. That is true love.
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You still make me blush across a crowded room, handsome. Happy birthday. I love you.
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You still make me blush across a crowded room, handsome. Happy birthday. I love you.
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You are my favorite person, my safest place an
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You are my favorite person, my safest place and my best yes. Happy birthday, my love. ❤️
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You are my favorite person, my safest place and my best yes. Happy birthday, my love. ❤️
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S Sam
Every year with you feels like a gift I get to unwrap slowly. Happy birthday, handsome.
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Every year with you feels like a gift I get to unwrap slowly. Happy birthday, handsome.
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🎉 Still crazy about you, still choosing you, still so glad you are mine. Happy birthday, babe.
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Still crazy about you, still choosing you, still so glad you are mine. Happy birthday, babe.
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To my husband, my home and my forever date: happy birthday.
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To my husband, my home and my forever date: happy birthday.
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S Sam
If I could relive every day with you, I would not change one. Happy birthday, love.
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If I could relive every day with you, I would not change one. Happy birthday, love.
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You hold my hand like you mean it, every singl
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You hold my hand like you mean it, every single time. Happy birthday to my heart.
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You hold my hand like you mean it, every single time. Happy birthday to my heart.
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S Sam
Birthday kisses are ready whenever you are. Plenty in stock, no limit. 😘
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Birthday kisses are ready whenever you are. Plenty in stock, no limit. 😘
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