Funny belated birthday wish for your wife
Belated gift ideas I have already rejected: an apology song I wrote myself, a fruit basket and moving to another country. What you are actually getting: a real celebration, my undivided attention and dishes duty for a month.
Funny · for your wife
Belated birthday · Medium · 38 words · email, SMS, WhatsApp, Slack
Written by the Peoplewisher team
Original and free to use, personal or business
Fills in their name
{firstname} becomes their first name when Peoplewisher sends it.
Works on every channel
Short enough for a text, warm enough for a card.
Can repeat every year
Save their date and it goes out on the day, automatically.
The message
Belated gift ideas I have already rejected: an apology song I wrote myself, a fruit basket and moving to another country. What you are actually getting: a real celebration, my undivided attention and dishes duty for a month.
Make it personal
- 1
Apologize first, briefly. One clear sentence, no excuses about work or the calendar. "I missed your birthday and I am sorry" is enough.
- 2
Make it about her, not your guilt. Move quickly to what you love about her. She wants to feel celebrated, not to comfort you.
- 3
Put a date on the do-over. Name the day, the restaurant or the plan. A specific make-up date shows the apology is real.
More funny wishes
-
S Sam
In my defense, I have no defense. Happy belated birthday to the most forgiving woman alive.
Funny · Wife
In my defense, I have no defense. Happy belated birthday to the most forgiving woman alive.
Belated birthday · Short · 16 words
-
# celebrations
Peoplewisher APP 9:00 AM
🎉 Breaking news: local spouse discovers calendar, apologizes to wife. Happy belated birthday, love.
Funny · Wife
Breaking news: local spouse discovers calendar, apologizes to wife. Happy belated birthday, love.
Belated birthday · Short · 13 words
-
I am officially handing you the remote, the last slice and the right to bring this up forever. Happy belated birthday.
Funny · Wife
I am officially handing you the remote, the last slice and the right to bring this up forever. Happy belated birthday.
Belated birthday · Short · 21 words
-
S Sam
Your gift is on its way. So was my brain, apparently. Sorry, babe. Happy birthday. 🙈
9:00 ✓✓
Funny · Wife
Your gift is on its way. So was my brain, apparently. Sorry, babe. Happy birthday. 🙈
Belated birthday · Short · 16 words
-
I have reviewed the evidence and the verdict i
to Sam
I have reviewed the evidence and the verdict is clear: I am the worst at dates and the luckiest person in the world. Please accept this late wish, a dinner reservation and my sincere promise to set four reminders next year.
Funny · Wife
I have reviewed the evidence and the verdict is clear: I am the worst at dates and the luckiest person in the world. Please accept this late wish, a dinner reservation and my sincere promise to set four reminders next year.
Belated birthday · Medium · 41 words
-
S Sam
Somewhere a version of me remembered your birthday on time, and honestly he sounds insufferable. This version is late, sorry and planning something big. Happy belated birthday to my wife, who deserves both of us.
Funny · Wife
Somewhere a version of me remembered your birthday on time, and honestly he sounds insufferable. This version is late, sorry and planning something big. Happy belated birthday to my wife, who deserves both of us.
Belated birthday · Medium · 35 words
More from belated birthday wishes for your wife
Show all 40-
S Sam
I missed your birthday, and there is no good excuse. I am sorry, my love. You matter more than any date I forget.
9:00 ✓✓
Apologetic · Wife
I missed your birthday, and there is no good excuse. I am sorry, my love. You matter more than any date I forget.
Belated birthday · Short · 23 words
-
Happy belated birthday to the woman I would ne
to Sam
Happy belated birthday to the woman I would never forget, even when my calendar does. I am so sorry.
Apologetic · Wife
Happy belated birthday to the woman I would never forget, even when my calendar does. I am so sorry.
Belated birthday · Short · 19 words
-
S Sam
Late, sorry and completely in love with you. Let me make your birthday up to you properly.
Apologetic · Wife
Late, sorry and completely in love with you. Let me make your birthday up to you properly.
Belated birthday · Short · 17 words
-
# celebrations
Peoplewisher APP 9:00 AM
🎉 Every birthday in this family gets your love and attention. This year I failed at yours. I am sorry, and I will do better.
Apologetic · Wife
Every birthday in this family gets your love and attention. This year I failed at yours. I am sorry, and I will do better.
Belated birthday · Short · 24 words
-
No excuses, just this: I love you, I am sorry I was late, and your celebration starts now.
Apologetic · Wife
No excuses, just this: I love you, I am sorry I was late, and your celebration starts now.
Belated birthday · Short · 18 words
-
S Sam
The date got away from me. You never have. Happy belated birthday, my beautiful wife. ❤️
9:00 ✓✓
Romantic · Wife
The date got away from me. You never have. Happy belated birthday, my beautiful wife. ❤️
Belated birthday · Short · 16 words
-
I may be late with the wish, but I have been y
to Sam
I may be late with the wish, but I have been yours every single day. Happy birthday, love.
Romantic · Wife
I may be late with the wish, but I have been yours every single day. Happy birthday, love.
Belated birthday · Short · 18 words
-
S Sam
One day late, a lifetime devoted. Happy birthday to my wife, my favorite person.
Romantic · Wife
One day late, a lifetime devoted. Happy birthday to my wife, my favorite person.
Belated birthday · Short · 14 words
Free to send
Email, SMS, WhatsApp or Slack