Funny belated birthday wish for your girlfriend

I have spent the last day trying to think of a believable excuse, and here is what I came up with: none. I just messed up. So instead of an excuse you are getting a confession, a very sincere apology, a dinner reservation at the place with the good tiramisu and my solemn promise to put your birthday in three calendars, on a sticky note and possibly tattooed on my arm. Okay, maybe not the tattoo. Happy belated birthday, my love.

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🎉 I have spent the last day trying to think of a believable excuse, and here is what I came up with: none. I just messed up. So instead of an excuse you are getting a confession, a very sincere apology, a dinner reservation at the place with the good tiramisu and my solemn promise to put your birthday in three calendars, on a sticky note and possibly tattooed on my arm. Okay, maybe not the tattoo. Happy belated birthday, my love.

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Belated birthday · Long · 81 words · email, SMS, WhatsApp, Slack

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{firstname} becomes their first name when Peoplewisher sends it.
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Short enough for a text, warm enough for a card.
Can repeat every year
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I have spent the last day trying to think of a believable excuse, and here is what I came up with: none. I just messed up. So instead of an excuse you are getting a confession, a very sincere apology, a dinner reservation at the place with the good tiramisu and my solemn promise to put your birthday in three calendars, on a sticky note and possibly tattooed on my arm. Okay, maybe not the tattoo. Happy belated birthday, my love.

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Say sorry like you mean it. A short, direct apology lands better than a story about your week. Then stop explaining.
2
Tell her why she matters. Name something specific, like her laugh, the way she listens or the date you still think about. That turns an apology into a love note.
3
Plan the do-over date. Pick the day and the place in the message itself. A booked plan says far more than "let me make it up to you sometime."

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